Twitter.com/Salondotcom is a parody Twitter account. Twitter.com/Salon is the real thing. The parody has over-the-top takeoffs on the real Salon.com magazine’s perverse racial and sexual obsessions, usually with no links.
Then I noticed that the parody account had started retweeting some things that the real account was posting, showing that Salon had succeeded in parodying itself.
The parody has things like these:
Why we need to consider the possibly that we are white
— Salon.com (@Salondotcom) July 13, 2014
Argentina is too white: I cannot root for them to win the World Cup in good conscience
— Salon.com (@Salondotcom) July 13, 2014
Cootie patootie: Rick Perry was making racist implications about President Obama’s HIV status by refusing to shake hands — Salon.com (@Salondotcom) July 9, 2014
10 words that were OK in 2013 but are NOT OK in 2014 — Salon.com (@Salondotcom) July 12, 2014
This is a real one from Salon, retweeted by the parody
Apple’s sexist iPad engraving policy: They’ll allow “penis” but not “vagina” (?!) http://t.co/lqmFRoAUaP — Salon.com (@Salon) July 12, 2014
This is the background image from SalonDotCom, NOT A PARODY.
It’s a real Salon article by Joan Walsh, April 22, 2013.
For more of how Joan Walsh [Email her] thinks, see SALON’s Joan Walsh Thinks That There Is “No Social Order” Where Blacks Oppress Whites. She’s Wrong, Of Course and SALON`s Joan Walsh Brings Back Demented Attacks On Charles Murray.
Anyhow, everything after this is a REAL thing from Salon‘s real twitter feed, to show you how weird they are, and how hard it is to parody them.
Cootie patootie: Rick Perry was making racist implications about President Obama’s HIV status by refusing to shake hands
— Salon.com (@Salondotcom) July 9, 2014
High school student files human rights complaint after being forced to attend shameful abstinence-only class http://t.co/EkZFfpD5HB — Salon.com (@Salon) July 14, 2014
Insane: Arizona charter history book says whites envied “freedom” of slaves http://t.co/azsvhi7MJo
— Salon.com (@Salon) July 14, 2014
With an otherwise awful Hobby Lobby ruling, right-wing judges just said I don’t have to pay for warfare! Here’s why http://t.co/8YoGy5AcwK — Salon.com (@Salon) July 14, 2014
New poll suggests Republicans have confused the Bible for “Atlas Shrugged” http://t.co/JBbfMfx387
— Salon.com (@Salon) July 14, 2014
“As as young black male in America, I’d rather be caught with a gun than without one” http://t.co/sZlVN76Hui — Salon.com (@Salon) July 14, 2014
So apparently you can make this stuff up, but Salon will always be trying hard to be weirder.