09m48s — Death and taxes. (And the metaphysical deficit.)

15m07s — Memento mori. (Death and dice.)

25m11s — Can-kicking news. (Another Continuing Resolution.)

32m09s — Totalitarian capitalism. (China just got there first.)

39m23s — The bollardization of the West. (Feeding elite moral vanity.)

42m16s — George Adamski lives! (When you don’t know, say “I don’t know.”)

50m08s — Greek justice. (A more apt number.)

51m11s — Dreaming of a white campus. (My alma mater grovels.)

52m54s — The net worth gap. (It’s astounding.)

55m29s — “Jingle Bells” is racist! (What isn’t?)

57m12s — The Bananapocalypse. (Spoiling my breakfast.)

59m18s — Signoff. (The most American “Jingle Bells.”)