Let's See Just How Serious Congress Is About Protecting Our Environment

By now many of you have heard that the geniuses at the Environmental Protection Agency, in their ongoing battle to control greenhouse gas emissions, are proposing a tax on "stationary" sources like cattle and hogs that spend much of their time standing around and, well, you know.

I propose applying this tax to the many members of Congress who do pretty much the same thing while the country is allowed to go to hell.