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Among the many things
that I miss about
Lodi, two of them
are the
San Joaquin County
and
California State Fairs.
During the last several
years, I entered their
baking
competitions. As June approached, I fired up my Lodi
test kitchen to practice the items I had chosen.
Last July when I
moved to Pittsburgh,
I checked the local fair schedule, hoping that I would
not be too late to get my entries in.
Imagine my surprise when
I learned that I wasn't too late, but instead was too
early.
Pennsylvania holds its
state fair in January! That came as quite a shock to
a California native
who associates fairs with warm summer days,
concerts and the
Ferris wheel.
The explanation for the
mid-winter event, called the
Pennsylvania Farm Show,
is that the farmers are too busy during the summer to
spare any time for something as frivolous as a fair.
As an inducement to
attend in the dead of winter, fair organizers point out
that, while visitors can expect snow, the actual
accumulation will not be any higher than during other
January weeks.
If you'll pardon the
expression, that's cold comfort.
Harrisburg, the state
capitol and show's location, has a January
average temperature
of 38 degrees with a low of 23 and receives
approximately 12 inches of snow.
I'll never confuse
January in Pennsylvania with August in Sacramento,
that's for sure.
Since getting from
Pittsburgh to Harrisburg involves driving for four hours
each way in what will certainly be rotten weather, I'm
holding off submitting my baking entries.
Still, I'm intrigued.
Farming is Pennsylvania's leading industry. And the show
is billed as
the largest indoor agricultural event in the country. Among
the competitions that separate Pennsylvania from
California are the butter sculpture and
Christmas tree contests.
More
than anything else, the farm show would give me an
excellent opportunity to try my baking skills on a
dessert that I've never even eaten, the
Amish favorite shoo fly pie.
Word
around these parts near Pennsylvania Dutch country is
that baking talent is measured solely by one's ability
to produce
a top notch shoo fly pie.
As with
so many popular American desserts, shoo fly pie is
surrounded by controversy.
Like
a key lime pie,
the biggest debate is whether to use a flaky or a graham
cracker crust. The pie's bottom can be thick or barely
visible and is referred to as either a
"wet bottom"
or a "dry bottom".
Some cooks put chocolate icing on top of their shoo fly
pies and use spices. Others argue that the pie tastes
more like coffee cake.
Everyone agrees, however, that shoofly pie is best when
slightly warmed and with whipped cream on top.
The origin of the name has been debated for years
without concrete resolution.
The most common explanation is that, during America's
colonial period,
North American settlers
brought with them nonperishable staples like flour,
brown sugar, molasses, lard, salt, and spices—the key
ingredients in a shoo fly pie.
All their early baking was done in big outdoor ovens.
While the pie was cooling pools of sweet, sticky
molasses sometimes formed on its surface, invariably
attracting flies.
That's how shoo fly pie got its name.
Now it's time for me to study shoo fly pie recipes and
articles. By the time you next hear from me about shoo
fly pie, I will have done countless hours of research
and baked several pies.
Even though I'm just getting started, I can already
report an oddity. The shoo fly pie is a dessert so
limited in its popularity that my three major home
library baking books don't mention it: Baking With Julia, Rose
Levy Beranbaum's Pie and Pastry Bible
and Martha Stewart's Baking Handbook
.
I
take the shoo fly pie's omission from all three as a
troubling sign.
Does that mean
that
Child,
Stewart and
Beranbaum found
the pie too distasteful to recommend it? Or is it too
much trouble to bake?
I'll know the answers by this weekend. If you never hear
me mention shoo fly pie again, you'll know what
happened.
Joe Guzzardi [email him] is a California native who recently fled the state because of over-immigration, over-population and a rapidly deteriorating quality of life. He has moved to Pittsburgh, PA where the air is clean and the growth rate stable. A long-time instructor in English at the Lodi Adult School, Guzzardi has been writing a weekly column since 1988. It currently appears in the Lodi News-Sentinel.