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When you come to visit
Pittsburgh, PA don't forget to wear your black and
gold.
Pittsburgh,
my new hometown, is completely caught up in
pre-Super Bowl
Steeler craziness. Actually, I don't know why I
limit it to pre-Super Bowl. Pittsburgh displays its love
affair with its NFL team all year long.
But passion is at a peak right now—just days before the
big game in Tampa Bay.
If you live in
Pittsburgh and root for another NFL team, I advise
you to keep it to yourself.
Last Friday, the family went to a Steeler pep rally
where nearly 25,000 fans gathered at Heinz Stadium to
see the team off.[Rousing
Rally Sends the Steelers Off to Tampa In Quest of Sixth
Title, by Sadie Gurman, Pittsburgh
Post-Gazette, January 24, 2009]
That involved driving through downtown traffic, circling
around looking for parking and sitting in the cold
watching videos of earlier games on the
Jumbotron (and cheering as though each play was
unfolding at that exact minute).
We waited without complaint for over an hour for a dozen
players and coach Mike Tomlin to appear for less than
ten minutes to tell us how much they love us. How sweet
those words sounded!
Then, to even wilder cheering, the players vanished into
the tunnel from whence they had just emerged.
Pittsburgh's romance with
the Steelers is a thing of beauty.
In November 2007, a sports analysis organization ranked
the Steelers as the most popular local sports franchise
out of all 122 teams in professional hockey, basketball,
baseball and football.
Another study found that the Steelers have the highest
percentage of female fans of any football team, more
than twice as many as in other cities.
And that's a fact. Good luck getting an appointment with
a manicurist this week. They've been booked for two
weeks filling requests from their female clients for
black and gold nails.
No self-respecting Steeler fan would be caught dead
without his
"Terrible Towel" Invented by Pittsburgh's
legendary broadcaster
Myron Cope, the towel is widely considered
professional sports' most easily identifiable symbol.
The towel is nice but true fans needs more. So after I
deliberated only briefly, I purchased a
black baseball cap with "STEELERS" emblazoned
in yellow capital letters across the front.
After I forked over my $10, the street vendor said:
"You're lucky. That's the last one we have."
Pittsburgh Mayor
Luke
Ravenstahl offered the greatest evidence of devotion
when he officially (but temporarily) changed his name to
"Steelerstahl" just before the play off game
against the hated
Baltimore
Ravens. The mayor wanted nothing to do with the "Ravens"—especially
as part of his name.[Mayor
Changes Name to Steelerstahl, KDKA,
January 14, 2009]
Fans' Steeler adoration is understandable.
On its way to its seventh Super Bowl, the Steeler
franchise is the oldest and most winning in the AFC. The
Steelers have hosted more conference championship games
than any other NFL franchise.
From 1974 to 1979 the Steelers became the first NFL
franchise to win four Super Bowl titles in six seasons,
a feat which is yet to be matched. In all, the Steelers
have won five Super Bowls.
In getting the Steelers into the Super Bowl, 36-year-old
Tomlin has done the impossible by not only being the
youngest coach to field a championship team but also in
successfully filling the shoes of the his two beloved
predecessors,
Bill
Cowher and
Chuck Noll.[Secret
to Steelers Coach Tomlin's Success:Take Notes,
by Judy Battista, New York Times, January 26,
2009]
Now I'll offer my prediction.
The Steelers' Super Bowl record is an impressive 5-1.
And although quarterback
Ben Roethlisberger isn't
pretty to watch and he's
sacked a lot, when it counts the most, he gets the
job done. Roethlisberger's
third-down completion rate is among the highest of
all active quarterbacks.
On the other hand, the
Arizona Cardinals are this year's
Cinderella team. And midnight for Cinderella teams
always comes around.
On offense, I see the Steelers playing a conservative
running game to keep the ball away from the explosive
Cardinal duo
Kurt Warner to Larry Fitzgerald.
And on defense, the Steelers will rely on a heavy inside
pass rush—and blitz only infrequently— to contain Warner
and to create turnovers.
Super Bowl XLIII will see a high scoring game with the
Steelers coasting to a comfortable win.
My
call: take the Steelers minus 7 and go over the
total of 47 points. The final score will be Steelers
38-Cardinals 17.
Before putting your money down, you may want to keep in
mind that over the last decade
my selections have been an uninspiring 4-6.
More importantly, I have been subjected to non-stop
Steeler brainwashing since I arrived here six months
ago. I've lost all objectivity.
Joe Guzzardi [email him] is a California native who recently fled the state because of over-immigration, over-population and a rapidly deteriorating quality of life. He has moved to Pittsburgh, PA where the air is clean and the growth rate stable. A long-time instructor in English at the Lodi Adult School, Guzzardi has been writing a weekly column since 1988. It currently appears in the Lodi News-Sentinel.